RE: Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)
July 22, 2017 at 12:48 pm
(This post was last modified: July 22, 2017 at 12:50 pm by Dropship.)
(July 22, 2017 at 3:47 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:(July 21, 2017 at 10:04 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Speaking of Jesus and nuts . . .
wondering how His worked. Like a normal sperm count for the era? 100% motile?
Did they have any special properties like totipotency?
Nocturnal emission(s)?
Prostate trouble?
One lower than the other?
In order for us to find that out he'd have to cum again.
Ha Ha and there was I thinking atheists didn't have a sense of humour..
Incidentally why do some top atheists have trouble keeping their marriages together?
For example-
Carl Sagan (married 3 times)
Richard Dawkins (married 3 times)
Stephen Hawking (married twice)
Let's guess how it went in Dawkins case-
Wifeys 1and 2 in bed- "Oh Dickie darling, talk sexy to me!"
Dawkins- "Very well dearest, sperm is the male reproductive cell and is derived from the Greek word sperma (meaning "seed"). In the types of sexual reproduction known as anisogamy and its subtype oogamy, there is a marked difference in the size of the gametes with the smaller one being termed the "male" or sperm cell. A uniflagellar sperm cell that is motile is referred to as a spermatozoon, whereas a non-motile sperm cell is referred to as a spermatium. Sperm cells cannot divide and have a limited life span, but after fusion with egg cells during fertilization, a new organism begins developing, starting as a totipotent ...."
Wifeys- "OH SHUT THE F--K UP!!!"
