Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)

[Astonished]

In order for us to find that out he'd have to cum again.

Ha Ha and there was I thinking atheists didn't have a sense of humour..
Incidentally why do some top atheists have trouble keeping their marriages together?
For example-
Carl Sagan (married 3 times)
Richard Dawkins (married 3 times)
Stephen Hawking (married twice)

Let's guess how it went in Dawkins case-
Wifeys 1and 2 in bed- "Oh Dickie darling, talk sexy to me!"

Dawkins- "Very well dearest, sperm is the male reproductive cell and is derived from the Greek word sperma (meaning "seed"). In the types of sexual reproduction known as anisogamy and its subtype oogamy, there is a marked difference in the size of the gametes with the smaller one being termed the "male" or sperm cell. A uniflagellar sperm cell that is motile is referred to as a spermatozoon, whereas a non-motile sperm cell is referred to as a spermatium. Sperm cells cannot divide and have a limited life span, but after fusion with egg cells during fertilization, a new organism begins developing, starting as a totipotent ...."

Wifeys- "OH SHUT THE F--K UP!!!"

Taking up art class so you can construct some straw men, now, Droppin' Loads? Statistically non-theists have an overall lesser rate of divorce, and we've seen plenty of theistic couples in miserable marriages but just can't seem to find their way out. Want to go down that rabbit hole? Because I'm telling you, your side loses at every turn.