Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)

[Astonished]

drfuzzy quote-  If you want to be funny, cut out the slimeball preechur act and tell a freaking JOKE..
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Thanks mate, see if this one tickles you..-
An atheist falls over a cliff at night but grabs a bush halfway down and begins calling for help.
Suddenly the whole area is bathed in a golden glow and a choir of angels hovers around, and a great voice booms out from above- "Let go my son and I will catch you"
"Who are you?" asks the atheist.
"I am the Lord God Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end!""
"Help, help" shouts the atheist, "is there anybody else up there?"

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drfuzzy quote- take your imaginary friend and go like him all you want. I don't want to know about it.
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Oh mate you disappoint me, where's your scientific curiosity?
Jesus said he was an alien with awesome powers who'd come to tell us a few things.
Hey Spock will you listen to JC?

"Affirmative, I'm all ears"

Then why didn't he say anything useful or come up with something no one else ever thought of?

Also your joke sucked. A real atheist would conclude that they're most likely hallucinating and therefore that they're not actually falling either, so they'd let go, but also tell Yahweh to go buttfuck a sea urchin on the off-chance he was real because they know what a fucked-up monster he is and an eternity in hell is no worse than one in the presence of that evil dictator. They would have no reason to think there's anyone else up there to call to for help, or even if there was, they'd all be huge assholes like Yahweh anyway.