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How often do you fart?

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How often do you fart?
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 28, 2011 at 10:48 pm
(July 27, 2011 at 11:19 pm)padraic Wrote: How often do you fart?

Glad you asked! I must take a high fiber supplements and eat high fiber due to the amount of internal scar tissue I tote around.

I'm the proud bearer of an unusual talent. I can fart on que'. Seriously. I can.
Say "Hey Dotard! Rip one!" and I can deliver. Crazy, I know. But true.

Normal day consists of non stop explosive anal syndrome. Luckilly (<--is that a word?) I still possess the buns of steel to cage the beast.

Pitty the day I'm to old to due so.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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How often do you fart?

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How often do you fart? - by padraic - July 27, 2011 at 11:19 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by Minimalist - July 27, 2011 at 11:28 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by padraic - July 28, 2011 at 12:22 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by Cinjin - July 28, 2011 at 12:45 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by LastPoet - July 28, 2011 at 4:43 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by Napoléon - July 28, 2011 at 7:20 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by The Grand Nudger - July 28, 2011 at 7:31 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by Minimalist - July 28, 2011 at 3:36 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by Skeptic - July 28, 2011 at 8:06 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by Autumnlicious - July 28, 2011 at 2:15 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by Violet - July 28, 2011 at 3:29 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by padraic - July 28, 2011 at 8:24 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by Violet - July 28, 2011 at 8:36 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by padraic - July 28, 2011 at 8:42 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by Dotard - July 28, 2011 at 10:48 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by Shell B - July 29, 2011 at 12:33 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by Minimalist - July 29, 2011 at 12:34 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by A Theist - August 5, 2011 at 8:45 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by The Grand Nudger - August 5, 2011 at 8:58 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by leo-rcc - August 5, 2011 at 10:48 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by Violet - August 6, 2011 at 4:33 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by Jackalope - August 6, 2011 at 6:50 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by TheAtheistTroll - August 7, 2011 at 6:58 am

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