Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)

[Dropship]

You're a nut alright, Dipship, but at least some people like you just the way you are.  I don't know why I am blind to your charms.  Maybe it's Satan?

Yes mate, Satan has got you and your mates by the goolies..
Remember, atheists haven't got Jesus in their heads to act as a bouncer to keep out parasitic life forms ("demons"), so they get in dead easy-
Jesus said- "When an evil spirit comes out of a man, it goes through arid places seeking rest and does not find it.
Then it says, 'I will return to the house I left.'
When it arrives, it finds the house unoccupied, swept clean and put in order.
Then it goes and takes with it seven other spirits more wicked than itself, and they go in and live there."- Matt 12:43-45

And when they're in there, they bend the will of their victim to their own, like bullying drill instructors-

"I want your D.O.R. boy!"


Unlike Ripley's alien implant, demons don't show up on x-rays and scans, but we can easily spot who's hosting one because they use their victim like a ventriloquist's dummy to spout anti-christian hatred-



"Demons" is an old-fashioned word, they're simply malignant life-forms that may have had physical bodies once, but evolved into purely invisible entities, or don't you believe in evolution?
Nobody gets through the pearlies with a demon hijacker aboard, which is why Jesus went around casting them out of people-

"Leave him!"


Oops sorry, was I rambling?..