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Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again
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RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again
Yeah - their "inerrant" bible fucks them up every time.


Quote:2 Sam 5:6 The king and his men marched to Jerusalem against the Jebusites, the inhabitants of the land, who said to David, “You will not come in here, even the blind and the lame will turn you back”– thinking, “David cannot come in here.” 5:7 Nevertheless David took the stronghold of Zion, which is now the city of David. 5:8



Except.... Joshua seems to have taken it some time before this "David" clown.


Quote:Josh 12:7 The following are the kings of the land whom Joshua and the Israelites defeated on the west side of the Jordan, from Baal-gad in the valley of Lebanon to Mount Halak, that rises toward Seir (and Joshua gave [their land] to the tribes of Israel as a possession according to their allotments, 12:8 in the hill country, in the lowland, in the Arabah, in the slopes, in the wilderness, and in the Negeb, the land of the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites)… 12:10 the king of Jerusalem one;

Perhaps in the interval between Joshua and David they lost the city and had to re-conquer it?  That would make "god" one shitty general wouldn't it?
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Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Minimalist - July 28, 2017 at 7:24 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Astonished - July 28, 2017 at 7:27 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Edwardo Piet - July 28, 2017 at 8:37 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Brian37 - July 28, 2017 at 8:50 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by NuclearEnergy - July 28, 2017 at 7:33 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Minimalist - July 28, 2017 at 7:35 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Brian37 - July 28, 2017 at 7:51 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Astonished - July 28, 2017 at 8:20 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Brian37 - July 28, 2017 at 8:33 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Minimalist - July 28, 2017 at 9:33 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Astonished - July 28, 2017 at 9:20 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Astonished - July 28, 2017 at 9:35 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by John V - July 31, 2017 at 2:45 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Minimalist - July 31, 2017 at 5:14 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by John V - August 2, 2017 at 7:41 am
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by vorlon13 - July 31, 2017 at 7:02 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Minimalist - July 31, 2017 at 7:23 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Silver - July 31, 2017 at 7:24 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Astonished - August 2, 2017 at 12:27 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by vorlon13 - July 31, 2017 at 8:59 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Minimalist - August 2, 2017 at 12:01 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by downbeatplumb - August 2, 2017 at 1:22 pm
RE: Looks Like "God" Fucked Up Again - by Minimalist - August 3, 2017 at 9:44 pm



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