Why is religion in the business of moral policing?

[The Grand Nudger]

Did you ever end up telling your wife all that nonsense up above, Drich?  How, after having seen so many tits, hers were just a disappointment?  Cmon, man.

If that's why porn is supposed to be bad, then it aint bad, might be bad for you, or anyone else who can;t get it up with, whomever, I guess..though one wonders why -that- would be bad..and if it were, why god hits us with ED, lol?

There -is- a reason why christians ended up believing that nudity in general, and any exhibition thereof - particularly coitus- where bad...but it aint biblical. It;s cultural. Heres some bible porn.

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Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth—
for your love is more delightful than wine.
3 Pleasing is the fragrance of your perfumes;
your name is like perfume poured out.
No wonder the young women love you!
4 Take me away with you—let us hurry!
Let the king bring me into his chambers.
Friends

We rejoice and delight in you[b];
we will praise your love more than wine.
She

How right they are to adore you!
5 Dark am I, yet lovely,
daughters of Jerusalem,
dark like the tents of Kedar,
like the tent curtains of Solomon.[c]
6 Do not stare at me because I am dark,
because I am darkened by the sun.
My mother’s sons were angry with me
and made me take care of the vineyards;
my own vineyard I had to neglect.
7 Tell me, you whom I love,
where you graze your flock
and where you rest your sheep at midday.
Why should I be like a veiled woman
beside the flocks of your friends?
Friends

8 If you do not know, most beautiful of women,
follow the tracks of the sheep
and graze your young goats
by the tents of the shepherds.
He

9 I liken you, my darling, to a mare
among Pharaoh’s chariot horses.
10 Your cheeks are beautiful with earrings,
your neck with strings of jewels.
11 We will make you earrings of gold,
studded with silver.
She

12 While the king was at his table,
my perfume spread its fragrance.
13 My beloved is to me a sachet of myrrh
resting between my breasts.
14 My beloved is to me a cluster of henna blossoms
from the vineyards of En Gedi.
He

15 How beautiful you are, my darling!
Oh, how beautiful!
Your eyes are doves.
She

16 How handsome you are, my beloved!
Oh, how charming!
And our bed is verdant.
He

17 The beams of our house are cedars;
our rafters are firs.

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Seems like "god" beat Hustler to it..........if it's too artsy, they're going at each other in broad daylight in a field, oral, handies, hard driving - and he pulls out and give her a moneyshot to the grill (or he gives him..bit of ambiguity there, seeing as how it's a copied version of babylonian gay pron bar poem) - the whole gamut. It's a one stop smut shop