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[BrianSoddingBoru4]

The all time best M*A*S*H episode was the one where Margaret went to the village to deliver a baby and Burns thought she'd been kidnapped.  Some of the best lines:

*****

Potter:  'How did it happen, Burns?'

Burns:  'I was cleaning my weapon and it discharged prematurely. Sir, I have reason to believe that Major Houlihan has been captured by the Chinese.'

Potter:  'I see.  So, naturally, you shot Captain Hunnicutt.'

*****

Radar:  'Colonel Potter, sir?'

Potter:  'Radar, you can call me either "colonel" or "sir", you don't have to call me both.'

Radar:  'Yes, sir, Colonel.'

Potter:  'That's better.'

*****

Radar:  'Nudidity makes me breathe funny.'

*****

Hawkeye:  [To the tune of 'Smoke Gets In Your Eyes]  'They asked me how I knew / Her brassiere was blue...'

*****

Col. Flagg:  'I'm dressed as Ling Chow, Chinese double agent.'

Potter:  'Funny, you don't look Chinese.'

Flagg:  'Neither would Ling Chow if he were dressed like this.'

*****

Klinger:  'Good morning, my colonel.'

Potter:  'Klinger, you look lovely in yellow.'

Klinger:  'Always a gentleman, sir!'

*****

Boru