Forgeries in the NT

[Succubus]

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Your fucking gospels are letting you down again, G-C.

You see, "john" states:



whereas, Luke says:





See this is easy for me.   You of course now have to make excuses for the contradiction between your silly "scriptures."  Perhaps these illiterate fisherman were in the Upper Middle Class and had houses all over Galilee?  When it comes to apologetic bullshit nothing surprises me!

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I like those contradiction websites.  I like them, because most of try way too hard to make contradictions where there are not any (they seem to want to make a large impressive number, rather than a strong case).  

Who exactly turned up at the grave to discover Jebus had legged it?

According to John: Mary Magdalene. One.

According to Matthew: Mary Magdalene and the 'other Mary' whoever she was. Two.

According to Mark: Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of James 'Jebus brother' and Salome. Three.

According to Luke: Mary Magdalene and Joanna, and Mary mother of James, and other women that were with them. At least five.

And this is not from a contradiction website, it's from your goat roasters chronicles.