Can this be real?

[Rev. Rye]

That cannot be real. Someone did not say the people upset about this are just player hating. No.

It's too ridiculous

Like I said, I seriously find myself wondering if some of the trolls who took over the site just before it got blammed off GoDaddy decided to do some Uncyclopedia-style edits to that article to make them look even more ridiculous, but somehow, I get the impression that a crucial part of their worldview boils down to them being as clueless and accepting of random violence they helped to foster as the Goddam Ice King is in this episode of Adventure Time:





- Please, help the villagers you accidentally froze to near death.
- Are you making a pass at me?
- No!

I wish they were simply as oblivious as the Ice King, though. The rest of the article shows they're actively malicious.