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The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 22, 2017 at 5:54 am)IAOALGIV Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 5:51 am)Cyberman Wrote: Point missed by a whole parsec. Billy Graham's daughter in the OP said it would be a sign from "God". Other fundies said similar things. GC in this thread, while not saying that it would be, mused that it could be. I said it wouldn't, other than what the salesmen and the desperate would impose upon it, and I laid money on it.

My prophecy was proven correct; theirs wasn't. Where's my money?

Mark your calendars boys, December 25, 2017 is the day of the rapture. Actually at 2PM December 24, for those fortunate enough to live on the west coast..

Another one? Can't you all get plucked up by jeebus at the same time? Why do we have to have rapture after rapture, year after year. Of course your gawd doesn't exactly have a great track record of getting things right the first time (or the second, or third...).
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD! - by Ravenshire - August 22, 2017 at 11:44 am

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