Every fucking thing you say proves yourself wrong, asshat. Is this really fun for you? Are you typing this with one hand? Did you not take your medications as prescribed? Is your mom upstairs crying that you're never moving out of her basement and probably couldn't fit through the door anyway?
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.