The Eclipse, the Eclipse!!

[Rev. Rye]

If you don't mind a fun ship voyage, there's a nice one in the South Pacific in 2019.

A side trip to Pitcairn Island (YES!! Pitcairn Island !!!!!!!) is possible, weather permitting.

I wonder which part of rum, lash, and sodomy will you explore on Pitcairn.

If you're over 16, I suspect you might not get the sodomy, and since the Pitcairn natives are all Seventh-Day Adventists, it appears that rum might not be in the cards, except for Friday nights at Christian's Cafe and the duty-free Government Store, so if you expect any of the three, it might be the lash.

Also, on the subject of the eclipse, I mentioned trying to glimpse the eclipse bare-eyed to my therapist. She said that, the next time it comes around, she'll buy me a set of eclipse glasses herself so I don't have to do it again.