6 Flags and their new 3 axis Puk-o-lator

[vorlon13]

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ !!

I get the heaves just watching the vid.  Can't tell but I assume there will be sluices and automatic fire hoses to flush away all the vomit.





puk-o-lator video

People are sick.

I can't even stomach the Tilt-a-whirl.  🙄

A mathematical analysis of a tilt-a-whirl ride reveals it was fiendishly designed to display chaotic motion when in operation.  If the deck spun slightly faster or slower, the ride would by predictable and repeatable.  As it is, it is exquisitely sensitive to the weight and position of the riders in the cabs, and the precise location on the tilting track at start up, the precise acceleration of the ride at start up (which would be affected by the mass of the other riders), and even wind blowing in different directions and speeds would be a factor, also, the temperature as it would affect, for instance, the viscosity of the grease in the bearings and pivots of the ride.

This exquisite sensitivity to conditions is a hallmark of a chaotic system, and it also explains the horrid nature of the rides this foul device inflicts on it's victims.