Preach scriptures to me, and I send you to reddit/gore

[Edwardo Piet]

Hi! In your sig you also provide a link to nonbeliefism.com... and a link to THIS:



... and if that isn't enough evidence, there's always your link to ProgrammingGodJordan's face photo right fucking next to it............................


GET FUCKING BANNED ALREADY PROGRAMMING NOB BOREDOM!

You've been around for fucking hours and your presence is about as subtle as Donald Trump's Tweets. And I reported you HOURS ago too Hurry up and get your ass banned already.

For fuck's sake, I'd have banned him myself if I could.

Evil Genius: When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding.
Minion: Uh, understanding of what, Master?
Evil Genius: Digital watches. And soon I shall have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how He spends His time! Forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
Robert: Slugs.
Evil Genius: Slugs! He created slugs. They can't hear! They can't speak! They can't operate machinery! I mean, are we not in the hands of a lunatic?... If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one! [zaps one of his minions accidentally, minion screams] Sorry.