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[Whateverist]

Better above it than below it.

(Farts are funny; defecation not so much)

Come now, there's nothing funnier than explosive diarrhea - at least when it's happening to someone else.

But not when they come to visit at our own house.

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But here's a funny, true poop story. I'm not exactly a free and easy shitter. My parents made it clear this was a dirty business and shameful to the max.

So imagine my horror the time I went spelunking with my then new wife along with assorted other family members and friends - and discovered some fifty feet down that explosive diarrhea was imminent. I had very little time to pick an appropriate spot. It was a popular cave and most of it is accessible. It was horrible. Took years to see any humor in it.