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[Rev. Rye]

"Why the suns should heave through the void if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles" by Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Or Neil Young, Mike Tyson, and someone from DeGrassi.

Hmm, not so sure. Have you seen Little Rik's posts? Not far off the above.

So, presumably, "Man dies during tornado trying to stuff the cyclone up his ass" might also be possible? Given that there was a shockingly large number of people who thought shooting at Hurricane Irma might turn it away, the sad thing is it might really happen.