"Celibacy 1 - How to never produce any mayo and never let your jars leak - Volume I"
"Celibacy 2 - Quit Wanking Forever - Volume II
"How To Avoid Making Weird Book Titles and to Never Fail At Writing Sequels or Extra Volumes... How To Have Clear Non-Confusing titles (And Other Fails)
"How To Write Concisely Without Making Far Too Many Words In Your Book Or Book Titles Ever And To Always Avoid That And Never Type Too Many Words And Always Make Sure You Punctuate Properly"
"How To Always Stay On Topic With A Thread Especially When The Topic Is About Discussion Topics That Will Never Be Seen - How To Always Avoid Inadvertedly Accidentally Slipping Into Talking About Fake Book Titles And Then Realizing WTF How Did That Happen That Is Actually Slightly Off Topic Whoops."
"How To Put A Post In A Thread Back On Topic By Using Self-Referential Humor After Accidentally Sort Of Making It Go A Bit Off Topic Earlier On In The Post"
"Celibacy 2 - Quit Wanking Forever - Volume II
"How To Avoid Making Weird Book Titles and to Never Fail At Writing Sequels or Extra Volumes... How To Have Clear Non-Confusing titles (And Other Fails)
"How To Write Concisely Without Making Far Too Many Words In Your Book Or Book Titles Ever And To Always Avoid That And Never Type Too Many Words And Always Make Sure You Punctuate Properly"
"How To Always Stay On Topic With A Thread Especially When The Topic Is About Discussion Topics That Will Never Be Seen - How To Always Avoid Inadvertedly Accidentally Slipping Into Talking About Fake Book Titles And Then Realizing WTF How Did That Happen That Is Actually Slightly Off Topic Whoops."
"How To Put A Post In A Thread Back On Topic By Using Self-Referential Humor After Accidentally Sort Of Making It Go A Bit Off Topic Earlier On In The Post"
