Holy sh*t, this is freaking hilarious!!!!!

[ignoramus]

Back in my water skiing days, somebody in the group would always have to take a shit when we were on the lake. We weren't going back to shore, that took up to much time. Shitting in the water was always preferable to shitting off the edge of the boat. 

The best result was always a formed sinker not a floater or loosey goosey. If we thought the person got any on them they'd have to get dragged by the tow rope before we'd let them get back into the boat. Improvised full body bidet.

A good friend did a 6 week Africa trip.
He spent 2 weeks on a boat going up the Nile.
He said he was at the back of the boat fishing with a net while the locals were at the front of the big boat hanging their arses over making their own brown trouts!