SON OF A BITCH..... They let anyone in here...... Why did they let me in here?
Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tags off of your mattress. Booze to the right, hookers to the left and fundies under the floorboards in the basement. Be sure to tip your wait staff.

Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tags off of your mattress. Booze to the right, hookers to the left and fundies under the floorboards in the basement. Be sure to tip your wait staff.