Hello, everyone.
God here! (Oh, stop grovelling over there!).
I just popped in to tell you that you should all worship The Valkyrie and accepts all her commandments without question. If she asks you for assistance in eliminating humanity, please do so immediately.
She also is my nominee for global dictator and anyone who goes against her are going against MY wishes and will be sent to Hell for all eternity and will be sharing a room with Trump and Bush.
I think that's all.
Apart from send me all your money (God LOVES money), be good to each other unless you don't want to, and don't ask me for proof that I exist.
Okay, I've said what you want me to say. Please don't nail my son up again. He's still traumatised from the first time.
But you said you'd let him go!
God here! (Oh, stop grovelling over there!).
I just popped in to tell you that you should all worship The Valkyrie and accepts all her commandments without question. If she asks you for assistance in eliminating humanity, please do so immediately.
She also is my nominee for global dictator and anyone who goes against her are going against MY wishes and will be sent to Hell for all eternity and will be sharing a room with Trump and Bush.
I think that's all.
Apart from send me all your money (God LOVES money), be good to each other unless you don't want to, and don't ask me for proof that I exist.
Okay, I've said what you want me to say. Please don't nail my son up again. He's still traumatised from the first time.
But you said you'd let him go!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
