RE: Hello!
October 11, 2017 at 8:00 pm
(This post was last modified: October 11, 2017 at 8:06 pm by Succubus.)
(October 11, 2017 at 6:50 am)Brian37 Wrote: SON OF A BITCH..... They let anyone in here...... Why did they let me in here?
Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tags off of your mattress. Booze to the right, hookers to the left and fundies under the floorboards in the basement. Be sure to tip your wait staff.
That's fuckin it! I've been moist reluctant to Google that but I did finally se-cum, (apparently that's not a real word ). Are you the Mark to which this page refers?
Quote:Mark asks: Why is it illegal to remove mattress and pillow tags?
Bonus Facts:
- Over 10 years, your mattress can double in weight because of accumulated dust and other particles.
- The average mattress has between 100,000 and 10,000,000 dust mites in it.
- 10% of the weight of your pillow may comprise dead dust mites and their droppings
- Our mattresses and bedding take some abuse. Each night, an average person sweats between half a pint and a full pint of fluid into their bedding and mattress…and that is just while they are sleeping! Never mind how many fluids are released during special bedtime Olympic events. We also lose a large amount of dead skin while we sleep which sits on or in our mattresses and pillows.
- The average life span of a mattress is between 8-1o years.
- A comfortable bed can give you up to an extra hour of sleep a night.
- You are actually 2 centimeters taller in your sleep since during the day your spine is compressed. At night it has a chance to straighten out.
Bollocks I say!
(October 11, 2017 at 2:32 am)MichelleInMX Wrote: I was born in Des Moines, then lived in AZ after school, and now I live in Mexico doing medical tourism.
Medical tourism? This is what girls in Ireland call a weekend in Liverpool.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
