Killing someone who comes to you with a complex issue BEFORE YOU'VE HAD YOUR COFFEE will no longer be actionable under the penal code.
Starting a conversation with "we need to talk..." will be punishable by not less than five years hard labor.
Parking too close to another person's driver's door will be grounds for shredding of the offending vehicle.
People who allow their dogs to bark all night long will be sentenced to being one of the games at Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria.
Tailgating cars will be buried. Driver must remain with the vehicle.
Starting a conversation with "we need to talk..." will be punishable by not less than five years hard labor.
Parking too close to another person's driver's door will be grounds for shredding of the offending vehicle.
People who allow their dogs to bark all night long will be sentenced to being one of the games at Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria.
Tailgating cars will be buried. Driver must remain with the vehicle.
