If I Was God

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If I Was God

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If I Was God

August 11, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Alright, pointless thread ... but perhaps amusing. Even Sae can answer this one because even she claims to be A god but not THEE God. Tongue

If you're gonna play ... You must follow three qualifiers for assuming the role of God (cause apparently the Christian god has rules for some unknown fucking reason which he has to adhere to. **massive eye-roll**

#1 You must create at least one intelligent species (ie. humans).
#2 You must offer reward and punishment of some kind for "sins" committed by those intelligent beings.
#3 You have to create an afterlife of some kind.

Oh and lastly, you must sadistically test those beings at random throughout time. (JUST KIDDING on this last one ... excuse smart-ass remark) Tongue

Alright, without further ado. If I was God:

#1 I would create a universe that had only human beings and animals on multiple planets... possibly hundreds of planet. This universe would allow for easy inter-planetary travel with the adequate technology. I would do away with racism by making every human the exact same shade of blue skin.

#2 Since I have to follow the rules. I would make only one thing be a sin. Cold-blooded pre-calculated unwarranted murder of another human being. That's It! Human beings can make their own laws regarding the rest (.... mostly cause they would anyway.)

#3 Since I have no choice but to punish people for the sin of murder ... I would make them spend time in their own customized "hell". Whatever they hated the most in this life, that's what they would be doing for the amount of years they stole from another human being. Kill three children ... you could easily be spending 240 years cleaning sewage backup off your basement floor. (or whatever it is you hate) The duration of the punishment would fit the crime. I'm not punishing people for-fucking-ever!
The reward for living a good life would be a choice between your own personal "heaven" or simply another shot at another life.

Additional item (and the whole point of this thread): I would tell EVERYONE about me. I wouldn't make a one time appearance for a few years and expect the entire universe to love someone they didn't even know existed. Also NO ONE would be REQUIRED to love me. I'd regularly show up on these planets and make sure that everyone knew exactly what sin was, what the consequence was, and than tell them to enjoy life and don't bug me. No guess work. No religious wars. No stupid bull shit.

What would you do if you were God? My guess is, most of you would do a hell-of-a-lot better job than the one we've all come to know.

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If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 11, 2011 at 4:03 pm

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