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If I Was God
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RE: If I Was God
August 11, 2011 at 5:39 pm
I would make it that humans can't die from injury, only from aging bodies... Just so we could beat the fuck out of each other for fun... And so you don't have a tragic sex accident... of course you could still have a traffic sex accident... But, you wouldn't die.

As a reward for "behaving" I think I would make it so that you would no longer have to masturbate yourself, you would be assigned a "pal" to do it for you. Oh, and you would recieve a super power of your choice... within reason of course. You can't have such powers like having the power to take other peoples powers for good...

And the afterlife would be made of Mr Kiplings Angel cakes...mmm.
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If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 11, 2011 at 4:03 pm
RE: If I Was God - by searchingforanswers - August 11, 2011 at 5:30 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Rokcet Scientist - August 11, 2011 at 11:34 pm
RE: If I Was God - by searchingforanswers - August 12, 2011 at 12:12 am
RE: If I Was God - by Rokcet Scientist - August 12, 2011 at 6:57 am
RE: If I Was God - by frankiej - August 11, 2011 at 5:39 pm
RE: If I Was God - by padraic - August 11, 2011 at 8:35 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 11, 2011 at 9:21 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 11, 2011 at 9:23 pm
RE: If I Was God - by frankiej - August 11, 2011 at 9:26 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 11, 2011 at 9:49 pm
RE: If I Was God - by twocompulsive - August 12, 2011 at 12:47 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 2:25 am
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 12, 2011 at 2:29 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 2:31 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 10:36 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 11:04 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 11:05 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 11:10 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 11:19 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 11:33 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 11:45 am
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 12, 2011 at 8:31 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 11:20 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 13, 2011 at 3:38 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 11:57 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 12:04 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 3:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 12:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 12:28 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Welsh cake - August 12, 2011 at 12:37 pm
RE: If I Was God - by DeistPaladin - August 12, 2011 at 1:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 3:40 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 3:41 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 3:43 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 3:43 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 3:48 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 3:49 pm
RE: If I Was God - by searchingforanswers - August 12, 2011 at 10:34 pm
RE: If I Was God - by twocompulsive - August 12, 2011 at 11:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 14, 2011 at 8:24 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 10:39 pm
RE: If I Was God - by searchingforanswers - August 12, 2011 at 11:58 pm
RE: If I Was God - by twocompulsive - August 13, 2011 at 12:07 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 13, 2011 at 12:17 am
RE: If I Was God - by twocompulsive - August 13, 2011 at 2:06 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 13, 2011 at 2:54 am
RE: If I Was God - by Violet - August 13, 2011 at 2:19 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 13, 2011 at 7:30 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 13, 2011 at 7:44 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 13, 2011 at 7:48 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 13, 2011 at 7:49 am
RE: If I Was God - by Welsh cake - August 13, 2011 at 1:18 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 13, 2011 at 2:03 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Violet - August 13, 2011 at 2:11 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Salty Amy - August 13, 2011 at 2:56 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Anymouse - August 13, 2011 at 5:23 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 14, 2011 at 10:13 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 14, 2011 at 10:39 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Alfredo - August 22, 2011 at 9:51 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 22, 2011 at 1:14 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Welsh cake - August 22, 2011 at 4:41 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 22, 2011 at 7:29 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 23, 2011 at 12:00 am
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 25, 2011 at 8:46 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 26, 2011 at 11:44 am
RE: If I Was God - by Emanuel - August 23, 2011 at 11:45 am
RE: If I Was God - by frankiej - August 23, 2011 at 11:53 am
RE: If I Was God - by Welsh cake - August 23, 2011 at 1:41 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 23, 2011 at 2:38 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 1:48 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 8:18 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 8:29 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 8:36 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 8:46 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 8:59 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 9:01 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 9:18 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 26, 2011 at 9:28 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 9:42 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 26, 2011 at 10:03 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 10:37 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 9:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 9:55 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 9:48 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 10:01 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 10:16 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 10:21 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 10:28 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 10:32 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 10:44 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 10:38 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 10:50 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 28, 2011 at 5:15 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 28, 2011 at 6:59 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 28, 2011 at 7:24 pm
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - August 28, 2011 at 11:19 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 7:23 pm
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - August 30, 2011 at 7:42 am
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 7:18 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Skepsis - August 26, 2011 at 10:52 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Emanuel - August 27, 2011 at 5:07 am
RE: If I Was God - by Ace Otana - August 27, 2011 at 5:14 am
RE: If I Was God - by 8BitAtheist - August 28, 2011 at 3:01 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 28, 2011 at 3:24 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 28, 2011 at 8:04 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 7:19 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 7:30 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 7:27 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 7:32 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 7:45 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 29, 2011 at 7:37 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 7:47 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 8:06 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 8:07 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 8:33 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Violet - August 29, 2011 at 8:18 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 8:23 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 29, 2011 at 8:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Violet - August 29, 2011 at 8:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 8:34 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 29, 2011 at 8:39 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 30, 2011 at 8:53 am
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 30, 2011 at 9:10 am
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - August 30, 2011 at 9:10 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:07 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 30, 2011 at 9:10 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:11 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 30, 2011 at 9:14 am
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 30, 2011 at 9:15 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:20 am
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - August 30, 2011 at 9:22 am
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 30, 2011 at 9:23 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:23 am
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - August 30, 2011 at 9:25 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:43 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 30, 2011 at 9:47 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:51 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 30, 2011 at 10:47 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 11:19 am
RE: If I Was God - by Alfredo - September 1, 2011 at 4:11 pm
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - September 2, 2011 at 11:52 am
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - September 6, 2011 at 1:38 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Welsh cake - September 2, 2011 at 12:16 pm
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - September 2, 2011 at 12:17 pm

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