Irational fear of hell still naggs me from time to time

[Crossless2.0]

Apparently the omniscient one never learned that once something isn't in active development/is in maintenance mode, you don't need to nuke the system in order to update it.  You simply do an in-place patch.

But, god's a pretty shit programmer.  I wouldn't want to guess how bad the Big-O notation for the whole "put people on earth, judge them once they're dead, put them in heaven or hell" system is.  You'd  think he'd at least get it down to O(log(n)) or something.

The universe has a purpose, now go into the corner and repeat 100 times or until you understand.

Yes, we know. It's an all-or-nothing salvation drama with us at the center of it.