List of things to do:
1. Appear and set the whole religion frackus straight, particularly in the Middle East but really all over the world. "Knock it off! Stop killing and persecuting in My name! Right now!"
2. Enact three basic commandments:
Simple. Easy to remember. Using positive language instead of negative. Sees to cover all the bases. Focused on how we live and treat one another instead of bowing before Me, as if I would seriously want that (what narcissist god would want that).
3. Tweek some parts of the human body for improvement. For the ladies, you get wider openings at the pelvis to make the miracle of childbirth a lot less dangerous or painful. A natural shut down of pain nerves during the process might be helpful too. Also, to help protect women from rape, their vaginas can only be penetrated when they're aroused or in labor. For the gents, all ladies will be multiorgasmic. For the parents of today's world, puberty won't happen until around 20. Peak fertility period will be 30 and 35.
Everyone will be bisexual.
The lower part of the spine will be reinforced to adapt for walking upright, causing fewer problems in the more senior years.
Deaths from old age will be relatively quick. Heart attacks and strokes instead of cancer and Alzheimer's.
Instead of bodies that love fat and shed unused muscle, it'll be the other way around.
4. Terraform Mars and Venus.
5. My temples will be schools, libraries, research facilities and hospitals. The profoundest acts of worship will be to help your fellow human beings and to learn more of your universe.
6. Holy book? It's all around you. You're living in it.
7. Afterlife would be a reincarnation model.
1. Appear and set the whole religion frackus straight, particularly in the Middle East but really all over the world. "Knock it off! Stop killing and persecuting in My name! Right now!"
2. Enact three basic commandments:
- Act with integrity
- Respect the rights of others
- Take responsibility for your actions
Simple. Easy to remember. Using positive language instead of negative. Sees to cover all the bases. Focused on how we live and treat one another instead of bowing before Me, as if I would seriously want that (what narcissist god would want that).
3. Tweek some parts of the human body for improvement. For the ladies, you get wider openings at the pelvis to make the miracle of childbirth a lot less dangerous or painful. A natural shut down of pain nerves during the process might be helpful too. Also, to help protect women from rape, their vaginas can only be penetrated when they're aroused or in labor. For the gents, all ladies will be multiorgasmic. For the parents of today's world, puberty won't happen until around 20. Peak fertility period will be 30 and 35.
Everyone will be bisexual.
The lower part of the spine will be reinforced to adapt for walking upright, causing fewer problems in the more senior years.
Deaths from old age will be relatively quick. Heart attacks and strokes instead of cancer and Alzheimer's.
Instead of bodies that love fat and shed unused muscle, it'll be the other way around.
4. Terraform Mars and Venus.
5. My temples will be schools, libraries, research facilities and hospitals. The profoundest acts of worship will be to help your fellow human beings and to learn more of your universe.
6. Holy book? It's all around you. You're living in it.
7. Afterlife would be a reincarnation model.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
