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If I Was God
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RE: If I Was God
August 13, 2011 at 2:19 am (This post was last modified: August 13, 2011 at 2:21 am by Violet.)
Cinjy Wrote:Alright, pointless thread ... but perhaps amusing. Even Sae can answer this one because even she claims to be A god but not THEE God.

'The' God...? You surely don't mean Larry? I killed him and took his status as creator god. It's boring as watching paint dry, really... but the psychedelics I have access to haven't even been invented by you lot yet. Heart

Quote:#1 You must create at least one intelligent species (ie. humans).
#2 You must offer reward and punishment of some kind for "sins" committed by those intelligent beings.
#3 You have to create an afterlife of some kind.

1: Let's stick with me creating humans for now. Just as they are, in all their glory. Easy for you lot to sympathize with.

2: There is only one unforgivable sin: being unwilling to have sex with me. I'm fine with you not being attracted to me... but it is inexcusable that any human of intelligence would pass up sex with me as a principle. Punishment for this... is to be slain. You have fucked with me, and I don't suffer those who fuck with me. Otherwise, everyone is rewarded with a nice little existence where they get to be entertained with my creations... or not. The society is kept 100% free to do what it wants so long as it doesn't seriously hurt/kill the others in the society. These are not rules enforced by me, but by the society that is free to enforce whatever it wants to... and that is all it wants to enforce because I am awesome and most of them have had sex with me and loved it.

3: The afterlife is exactly like the life your in right now... except those who have committed the unforgivable sin are deleted from all lives from point of deletion. Everyone "lives" forever until they commit the unforgivable sin... and there are many afterlives... think of it like servers on an MMO where 'death' is to restore your character to a younger state and with all of your achievements intact. Of course... "you can't take it with you"... but that's okay since everyone's tolerant in such a society as mine Smile
Twocompulsive Wrote:Men Always Give Women A Multiple Orgasm

Jebus... do you want them to never sleep?! 0.0 Plenty can't even give a woman *1* of the damn things... let alone multiple! 0.0
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 11, 2011 at 4:03 pm
RE: If I Was God - by searchingforanswers - August 11, 2011 at 5:30 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Rokcet Scientist - August 11, 2011 at 11:34 pm
RE: If I Was God - by searchingforanswers - August 12, 2011 at 12:12 am
RE: If I Was God - by Rokcet Scientist - August 12, 2011 at 6:57 am
RE: If I Was God - by frankiej - August 11, 2011 at 5:39 pm
RE: If I Was God - by padraic - August 11, 2011 at 8:35 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 11, 2011 at 9:21 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 11, 2011 at 9:23 pm
RE: If I Was God - by frankiej - August 11, 2011 at 9:26 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 11, 2011 at 9:49 pm
RE: If I Was God - by twocompulsive - August 12, 2011 at 12:47 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 2:25 am
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 12, 2011 at 2:29 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 2:31 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 10:36 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 11:04 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 11:05 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 11:10 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 11:19 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 11:33 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 11:45 am
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 12, 2011 at 8:31 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 11:20 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 13, 2011 at 3:38 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 11:57 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 12:04 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 3:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 12:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 12:28 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Welsh cake - August 12, 2011 at 12:37 pm
RE: If I Was God - by DeistPaladin - August 12, 2011 at 1:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 3:40 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 3:41 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 3:43 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 3:43 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 3:48 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 3:49 pm
RE: If I Was God - by searchingforanswers - August 12, 2011 at 10:34 pm
RE: If I Was God - by twocompulsive - August 12, 2011 at 11:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 14, 2011 at 8:24 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 10:39 pm
RE: If I Was God - by searchingforanswers - August 12, 2011 at 11:58 pm
RE: If I Was God - by twocompulsive - August 13, 2011 at 12:07 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 13, 2011 at 12:17 am
RE: If I Was God - by twocompulsive - August 13, 2011 at 2:06 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 13, 2011 at 2:54 am
RE: If I Was God - by Violet - August 13, 2011 at 2:19 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 13, 2011 at 7:30 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 13, 2011 at 7:44 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 13, 2011 at 7:48 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 13, 2011 at 7:49 am
RE: If I Was God - by Welsh cake - August 13, 2011 at 1:18 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 13, 2011 at 2:03 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Violet - August 13, 2011 at 2:11 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Salty Amy - August 13, 2011 at 2:56 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Anymouse - August 13, 2011 at 5:23 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 14, 2011 at 10:13 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 14, 2011 at 10:39 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Alfredo - August 22, 2011 at 9:51 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 22, 2011 at 1:14 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Welsh cake - August 22, 2011 at 4:41 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 22, 2011 at 7:29 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 23, 2011 at 12:00 am
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 25, 2011 at 8:46 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 26, 2011 at 11:44 am
RE: If I Was God - by Emanuel - August 23, 2011 at 11:45 am
RE: If I Was God - by frankiej - August 23, 2011 at 11:53 am
RE: If I Was God - by Welsh cake - August 23, 2011 at 1:41 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 23, 2011 at 2:38 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 1:48 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 8:18 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 8:29 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 8:36 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 8:46 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 8:59 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 9:01 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 9:18 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 26, 2011 at 9:28 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 9:42 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 26, 2011 at 10:03 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 10:37 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 9:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 9:55 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 9:48 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 10:01 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 10:16 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 10:21 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 10:28 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 10:32 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 10:44 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 10:38 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 10:50 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 28, 2011 at 5:15 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 28, 2011 at 6:59 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 28, 2011 at 7:24 pm
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - August 28, 2011 at 11:19 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 7:23 pm
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - August 30, 2011 at 7:42 am
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 7:18 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Skepsis - August 26, 2011 at 10:52 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Emanuel - August 27, 2011 at 5:07 am
RE: If I Was God - by Ace Otana - August 27, 2011 at 5:14 am
RE: If I Was God - by 8BitAtheist - August 28, 2011 at 3:01 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 28, 2011 at 3:24 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 28, 2011 at 8:04 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 7:19 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 7:30 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 7:27 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 7:32 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 7:45 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 29, 2011 at 7:37 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 7:47 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 8:06 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 8:07 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 8:33 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Violet - August 29, 2011 at 8:18 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 8:23 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 29, 2011 at 8:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Violet - August 29, 2011 at 8:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 8:34 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 29, 2011 at 8:39 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 30, 2011 at 8:53 am
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 30, 2011 at 9:10 am
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - August 30, 2011 at 9:10 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:07 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 30, 2011 at 9:10 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:11 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 30, 2011 at 9:14 am
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 30, 2011 at 9:15 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:20 am
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - August 30, 2011 at 9:22 am
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 30, 2011 at 9:23 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:23 am
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - August 30, 2011 at 9:25 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:43 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 30, 2011 at 9:47 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:51 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 30, 2011 at 10:47 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 11:19 am
RE: If I Was God - by Alfredo - September 1, 2011 at 4:11 pm
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - September 2, 2011 at 11:52 am
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - September 6, 2011 at 1:38 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Welsh cake - September 2, 2011 at 12:16 pm
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - September 2, 2011 at 12:17 pm

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