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How emphasis changes meaning.
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RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
(November 9, 2017 at 4:10 pm)Darinda Wrote: A female employee
got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.

She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email.

Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email said: Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it.Thanks a lot.
"Moral: A "space" is an essential part of English grammar.

Well, my ex once told me the penis mightier than the sword!

He was wrong.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Messages In This Thread
How emphasis changes meaning. - by ignoramus - November 9, 2017 at 5:50 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by vorlon13 - November 9, 2017 at 5:56 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by ignoramus - November 9, 2017 at 6:03 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by vorlon13 - November 9, 2017 at 6:05 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by ignoramus - November 9, 2017 at 6:11 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by vorlon13 - November 9, 2017 at 6:13 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by ignoramus - November 9, 2017 at 6:24 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by The Valkyrie - November 9, 2017 at 4:40 pm
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by Cod - November 9, 2017 at 6:32 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by Fireball - November 9, 2017 at 10:09 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by Edwardo Piet - November 9, 2017 at 9:09 pm
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by Darinda - November 9, 2017 at 4:10 pm
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by The Valkyrie - November 9, 2017 at 4:39 pm
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by The Grand Nudger - November 9, 2017 at 4:54 pm
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by Little lunch - November 9, 2017 at 8:05 pm
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by ignoramus - November 9, 2017 at 8:14 pm
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by AFTT47 - November 9, 2017 at 8:16 pm

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