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How emphasis changes meaning.

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How emphasis changes meaning.
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RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
November 9, 2017 at 8:16 pm
Things are tight at work and the boss is forced to layoff one worker. It's down to Jack or Nancy. It's a toss-up so he decides it will be the one he sees first.

He sees Nancy first. He puts his hand on her arm and says, "Nancy, I'm afraid I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."

Nancy tells him that she's spoken for so he'll have to jack-off.
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How emphasis changes meaning.

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How emphasis changes meaning. - by ignoramus - November 9, 2017 at 5:50 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by vorlon13 - November 9, 2017 at 5:56 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by ignoramus - November 9, 2017 at 6:03 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by vorlon13 - November 9, 2017 at 6:05 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by ignoramus - November 9, 2017 at 6:11 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by vorlon13 - November 9, 2017 at 6:13 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by ignoramus - November 9, 2017 at 6:24 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by The Valkyrie - November 9, 2017 at 4:40 pm
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by Cod - November 9, 2017 at 6:32 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by Fireball - November 9, 2017 at 10:09 am
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by Edwardo Piet - November 9, 2017 at 9:09 pm
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by Darinda - November 9, 2017 at 4:10 pm
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by The Valkyrie - November 9, 2017 at 4:39 pm
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by The Grand Nudger - November 9, 2017 at 4:54 pm
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by Little lunch - November 9, 2017 at 8:05 pm
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by ignoramus - November 9, 2017 at 8:14 pm
RE: How emphasis changes meaning. - by AFTT47 - November 9, 2017 at 8:16 pm

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