Gynecology
November 19, 2017 at 9:10 pm
(This post was last modified: November 19, 2017 at 9:13 pm by Haipule.)
I used to be a gynecologist. However, I lost my license to practice because of what they deemed, "inappropriate behavior".
When you're doing a gynecology exam, you don't want silence because of slurpie noises and the occasional queef. They suggested, in school, that we all hum or whistle tunes. My "go to" tune was the theme song to the TV show Kung Fu(that's right--I know Kung Fu!).
They did warn against the theme song to The Andy Griffith Show because of the 'cat call' at the beginning of the tune.
One of my colleges was reprimanded for humming the Oscar Meyer wiener jingle.
I, however, committed the greatest sin of all...Leave it to Beaver!
When you're doing a gynecology exam, you don't want silence because of slurpie noises and the occasional queef. They suggested, in school, that we all hum or whistle tunes. My "go to" tune was the theme song to the TV show Kung Fu(that's right--I know Kung Fu!).
They did warn against the theme song to The Andy Griffith Show because of the 'cat call' at the beginning of the tune.
One of my colleges was reprimanded for humming the Oscar Meyer wiener jingle.
I, however, committed the greatest sin of all...Leave it to Beaver!
