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Gynecology
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RE: Gynecology
(November 19, 2017 at 9:10 pm)Haipule Wrote: I used to be a gynecologist. However, I lost my license to practice because of what they deemed, "inappropriate behavior".

When you're doing a gynecology exam, you don't want silence because of slurpie noises and the occasional queef. They suggested, in school, that we all hum or whistle tunes. My "go to" tune was the theme song to the TV show Kung Fu(that's right--I know Kung Fu!).

They did warn against the theme song to The Andy Griffith Show because of the 'cat call' at the beginning of the tune.

One of my colleges was reprimanded for humming the Oscar Meyer wiener jingle.

I, however, committed the greatest sin of all...Leave it to Beaver!
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Gynecology - by Haipule - November 19, 2017 at 9:10 pm
RE: Gynecology - by Minimalist - November 19, 2017 at 9:19 pm
RE: Gynecology - by The Valkyrie - November 19, 2017 at 9:26 pm
RE: Gynecology - by Whateverist - November 19, 2017 at 9:32 pm
RE: Gynecology - by Haipule - November 20, 2017 at 12:43 am
RE: Gynecology - by Fireball - November 20, 2017 at 1:17 am
RE: Gynecology - by LadyForCamus - November 20, 2017 at 3:53 am
RE: Gynecology - by Whateverist - November 20, 2017 at 9:04 am
RE: Gynecology - by Whateverist - November 20, 2017 at 10:16 am
RE: Gynecology - by chimp3 - November 19, 2017 at 9:57 pm
RE: Gynecology - by Whateverist - November 19, 2017 at 10:34 pm
RE: Gynecology - by chimp3 - November 19, 2017 at 10:55 pm
RE: Gynecology - by Haipule - November 20, 2017 at 6:21 pm
RE: Gynecology - by Haipule - November 20, 2017 at 2:02 am
RE: Gynecology - by Fireball - November 19, 2017 at 10:20 pm
RE: Gynecology - by Whateverist - November 19, 2017 at 11:02 pm
RE: Gynecology - by The Valkyrie - November 19, 2017 at 11:05 pm
RE: Gynecology - by LadyForCamus - November 19, 2017 at 11:10 pm
RE: Gynecology - by Whateverist - November 19, 2017 at 11:16 pm
RE: Gynecology - by Fireball - November 19, 2017 at 11:59 pm
RE: Gynecology - by Edwardo Piet - November 20, 2017 at 5:42 am
RE: Gynecology - by Haipule - November 20, 2017 at 6:11 pm
RE: Gynecology - by Little lunch - November 20, 2017 at 6:30 am
RE: Gynecology - by Edwardo Piet - November 20, 2017 at 6:40 am
RE: Gynecology - by Seraphina - November 20, 2017 at 10:59 am
RE: Gynecology - by Whateverist - November 20, 2017 at 4:28 pm
RE: Gynecology - by Haipule - November 20, 2017 at 10:43 pm
RE: Gynecology - by Edwardo Piet - November 20, 2017 at 6:13 pm
RE: Gynecology - by Cyberman - November 21, 2017 at 12:59 am
RE: Gynecology - by Whateverist - November 21, 2017 at 2:25 am



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