I recently rediscovered Dorothy Parker; poet and wit:
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"I like to have a martini,
two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away."
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=doroth...zmaUF0AAAA
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"I like to have a martini,
two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away."
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=doroth...zmaUF0AAAA
