Arguments for God's Existence from Contingency

[The Grand Nudger]

Laws don't exist by themselves, something is applying these laws.  

What kind of laws are you talking about?  Sure, traffic laws don't exist by themselves, something applies traffic law.  The same isn't true of natural laws..which are simply descriptions of how some item(s) x in the universe behave.  

You can assert time and time again that no God is required, but that won't make the proofs go away, just be a shortcoming on your part,

Is god pushing peoples heads down to keep them from floating off the earth, or something............?

I live in a place where secular theories were taught to me about everything, I bought evolution and all the geology non-sense of how things cam to be for a time.   Half-knowledge and half baked theories can make anything seem true or reasonable. 

I doubt a great deal of the above, you don't strike me as a person who understands natural law, evolution, or "geology nonsense".  Whatever it was you "bought"..then and now, you should ask for a refund in both instances. In what may amount to a tragedy, if you had a better understanding of those subjects you may have been less susceptible as a victim of whatever assholes have wrapped you up more recently. If the people that you're listening too can't find a way to make their ghost stories concordant with reality, then it's just DOA. That's that, that's it, no point in arguing....they're bullshitters. You should go find a better class of witchdoctor. One's that afford you at least enough dignity not to play you for a tool and send you out into the world to embarrass yourself and faith in gods in the general.