RE: Faux and NASA
August 19, 2011 at 2:14 pm
(This post was last modified: August 19, 2011 at 2:17 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(August 19, 2011 at 2:00 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:(August 19, 2011 at 1:47 pm)Chuck Wrote: Hey, wouldn't you like to die with the assurance of a job well done, rather than having your memory besmirched by the tedious mess that you bequeath?
No. If I am committing suicide: it is because life and everything in it is of less worth than ending the suffering I experience.
You'll end your suffering either way, why not leave less of mess to clean up?
(August 19, 2011 at 2:00 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Though indeed, I would do a good job with the suicide (I'd slice down the road from a wrist and deeply gouge my abdomen before the shot, after intaking a strongly toxic level of substances, and ensure that my corpse will be on top of a roaring bonfire full of diesel and whatnot)... but that is due to my perfectionistic nature. I'd also stab the jugular through along with my shot.
Is the desire to live on as morbid grist for the standup comedy mill worth all that much trouble?
(August 19, 2011 at 2:00 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Oh, and if I were still pre-op by the time I would do this: I would castrate myself for justice's sake.
I think even Japanese seppuku is not quite up to the needs of female self-castration.
(August 19, 2011 at 2:00 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: I understand that many people wish to rush a suicide... as a way to get them through it faster. Me? The last thing I wish to experience is dying. It wouldn't be a long time, granted, since that shot would come not even a minute after beginning. But it would be an experience indeed
To bad it would just be the sort of hanging, so to speak, experience that that forestalls any resume on which it might be put.
(Chuck frantically googling the number for suicide prevention hotline in Aerzia's neighborhood)
