Chuck Wrote:You'll end your suffering either way, why not leave less of mess to clean up?
Someone else gets to clean the mess. If I'm ending my suffering: the world can go to shit for all I care
Chuck Wrote:Is the desire to live on as morbid grist for the standup comedy mill worth all that much trouble?
Absolutely. I am, after all, a clown ^_^
Chuck Wrote:I think even Japanese seppuku is not quite up to the needs of female self-castration.
Helps then that I have a penis to lop off, and will until either next year or some point 'shortly' thereafter
Quote:To bad it would just be the sort of hanging, so to speak, experience that that forestalls any resume on which it might be put.
Not a problem, since the resume can die in the fire alongside me.
Quote:(Chuck frantically googling the number for suicide prevention hotline in Aerzia's neighborhood)
I have a neighborhood? I live in Alaska, silly
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
