Televangelists

[Athene]

Produce your CAT scan report documenting a ruptured/burst appendix and the physician who after diagnosing a ruptured/burst appendix told you to walk it off. 

Wife told me to walk it off, pussy and punched me. The doctor did not tell me this.

Hmm....Veddy, veddy, interesting. 
So did you just punch her back once you were well enough, or play the long game and milk that shit like a Holstein? Heh heh

Never saw a doctor remember, went to sleep felt a warm ooze and almost immediate ultimate relief/passed out fell  asleep! forgot about it after 2 days and did not think of it again till prompted by doctor.

I'm assuming you developed peritonitis. 
Did you?