You can define religion as a talking potato named Boris, for all I care. The bible is still what it is, a theistic mishmash of bronze-age superstition, magical fairytales and religious doctrine.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
