RE: How atheist are you?
December 15, 2017 at 9:24 pm
(This post was last modified: December 15, 2017 at 10:09 pm by Haipule.)
(December 15, 2017 at 7:53 pm)Cyberman Wrote: You can define religion as a talking potato named Boris, for all I care. The bible is still what it is, a theistic mishmash of bronze-age superstition, magical fairytales and religious doctrine.Boris! I love Boris! You should taste by Boris fries. Or, my marinated grilled Boris which is a terrorist because it is the bomb!
I spent my whole life refuting "religious doctrine"!
Fairytales? Dude! Fairies are actually Pixies! Do NOT fuck with Pixies! They may be small and cute but, they will tear you up worse then Rottweiler's with German Sheppard friends! I learned that one the hard way! Now days when I see a Pixie I just say very respectfully, "Yes Ma'am, Sir Ma'am!"
[edit] Damn it! I should of kept it to small things! They will tear you up like a school of Piranha! Or, they will tear you up like a herd of Dachshunds(I think they call them Nissans now)!
(December 15, 2017 at 9:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(December 15, 2017 at 8:42 pm)Haipule Wrote: How theist am I?
I'm sooo theist, I am also going to hell in everyone's religion!
Except your own.
(December 15, 2017 at 9:24 pm)Haipule Wrote:Correction my love! OUR OWN! My Flower Foot, my Sweet Knees: I want too kiss your nose a wiggle your toes and everything in between! Now, leave your knives alone as cardiolectomy is not a cardiologically accepted procedure!(December 15, 2017 at 7:53 pm)Cyberman Wrote: You can define religion as a talking potato named Boris, for all I care. The bible is still what it is, a theistic mishmash of bronze-age superstition, magical fairytales and religious doctrine.Boris! I love Boris! You should taste by Boris fries. Or, my marinated grilled Boris which is a terrorist because it is the bomb!
I spent my whole life refuting "religious doctrine"!
Fairytales? Dude! Fairies are actually Pixies! Do NOT fuck with Pixies! They may be small and cute but, they will tear you up worse then Rottweiler's with German Sheppard friends! I learned that one the hard way! Now days when I see a Pixie I just say very respectfully, "Yes Ma'am, Sir Ma'am!"
[edit] Damn it! I should of kept it to small things! They will tear you up like a school of Piranha! Or, they will tear you up like a herd of Dachshunds(I think they call them Nissans now)!
(December 15, 2017 at 9:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Except your own.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
