(December 15, 2017 at 9:24 pm)Haipule Wrote:(December 15, 2017 at 7:53 pm)Cyberman Wrote: You can define religion as a talking potato named Boris, for all I care. The bible is still what it is, a theistic mishmash of bronze-age superstition, magical fairytales and religious doctrine.Boris! I love Boris! You should taste by Boris fries. Or, my marinated grilled Boris which is a terrorist because it is the bomb!
I spent my whole life refuting "religious doctrine"!
Fairytales? Dude! Fairies are actually Pixies! Do NOT fuck with Pixies! They may be small and cute but, they will tear you up worse then Rottweiler's with German Sheppard friends! I learned that one the hard way! Now days when I see a Pixie I just say very respectfully, "Yes Ma'am, Sir Ma'am!"
[edit] Damn it! I should of kept it to small things! They will tear you up like a school of Piranha! Or, they will tear you up like a herd of Dachshunds(I think they call them Nissans now)!
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
