treking the grinch

[Mister Agenda]

Drich the thing about parody is that it has to be slightly unbelievable - that's how the Onion is so good.  Your post sounds exactly like something you would genuinely, honestly say and believe, so it's not a good parody.  You are a Poe of yourself, and that's a fuckin' feat.

Dude how is me handing out tracts or working a toys for tot table at the very same store Brian walks into believable? Seriously not only that I intentionally corrupted my version of the events.

You guys are just hell bent on trying to crush everything I say, you miss out on so much of what I am saying.

Get past the idea that you are going to right or best me and just have some fun, and you might learn something you did not know.

Never occurred to you that not everyone who read your thread had read the other?

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Said the one who graduated high school in 1977! I was more interested in how one dude could be lesbian , gay, bisexual, and trans and have time for retro hairdo's. Get it now?

said the millennial again without thinking. (Gen-x is what you are going for gen y) Dude is Trans or Gay one doesn't have to be all 4 inorder to be LGBT as far as the glam hair is concerned just think long perm'ed hair on a man..

I'd love to hear the process you think has to happen for someone who graduated high school in 1977 to be a millennial. That's what's known in the biz as a Baby Boomer, unless time travel is involved.