Ghosties, ghoulies, and things that go "bump".

[Haipule]

Off topic but, I have met a few oddities in my life. I once met a black woman who was absolutely gorgeous with a great figure! Since I am a medical professional (very low on the totem pole), I have to know the age for insurance purposes--she was 72! I asked her what her secret was and she said that she lived in the gym.

I know, and am friends, with a woman my age who is fabulously gorgeous with an exceptional figure and was both Homecoming Queen and Prom Queen in high school. I asked her what her measurements were when she was in school. She said, "34x18x36". That just melts my brain! And that was in the day when women wore hip huggers!

I met an older woman with an ass so sweet, it would give you a toothache! I asked her what was her secret. She said that she is part of a paddleboard club and they have paddle safaris. I was sitting on my lanai when they paddled by. I noticed that every female had the same sweet ass. I would join that club and take up the rear as I am a smoker!

I once had another patient who was gorgeous, I mean GORGEOUS! She was 65! I asked her what she did for a living. She said that she sells antiaging products!