Then what makes you say "There is no fossil record of forms slowly evolving over time!", "There is no missing links between any forms!" and "No tweener bones Dude--not one!" ?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'