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My dad made me laugh unintentionally
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My dad made me laugh unintentionally
The day before yestarday I went with my parents to a recently married couple of pentecostals Date .Dad said that one pastor talked accessible for everyone and that my cousin thought that too. That pastor talked about Hell Diablo  and salvation through Jesus Jesus , thinks in which my family doesn't believe. He said that there are many christians killed by muslims. Even though muslims kill people of other religions and atheists too and Chrsitianity wasn't always peacfull either. Hell, it's not very peacfull today. Angry Lynch Mob

That pastor was gesticulating alot and seemed aggitated, sometimes overly happy and sometimes overly serious, just like a bad stage comedian Panic . I wished for a tomato so that I can throw it at him, but that wouldn't be nice. The tomato could be eaten by someone Hungry , it would be a waste to throw it away. What about a rotten tomato? No, it would also be a waste, it could be used as fertilizer.
About my cousin, he fucking laughed during the pastors speech  Hehe . It's true that he said later that the pastor did talk so that everyone could understand, but I don't know if my cousin was sarcastic or not. 
Right after the end of the speech, dad acnowledge that "The guy was a little extremist", but later told the couple that he "talk accessible for everyone". Yeah, he might have extremist ideas, which would mean the end of our freedom if followed by the country leaders, but he talked so accessible for anyone so he's worthy of all respect. And nobody asked for father's opinion, he wasn't forced to lie so he wouldn't hurt their feelings.
I have 3 theories on why he did what he did:
  1. He was trying to kiss their asses.
  2. He geniuenly believed what he said.
  3. All of the above.
I found it hilarious Hilarious , he thinks of himself as a ballanced, moral chrsitian , but he contradicts himself. All christians are like that, but this is a different kind of contradiction to me. Granted, I don't have much experience, I'm still young.

ROFLOL
Silly christians, the only real salvation is through the flying spaghetti monster! FSM Grin
"By simple common sense I don't believe in God, in none"

Charlie Chaplin
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My dad made me laugh unintentionally - by Der/die AtheistIn - January 1, 2018 at 7:41 am
RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally - by Godscreated - January 1, 2018 at 9:21 am
RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally - by Little lunch - January 1, 2018 at 11:43 am
RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally - by Godscreated - January 2, 2018 at 1:00 am
RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally - by Little Rik - January 1, 2018 at 10:00 am
RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally - by Little Rik - January 1, 2018 at 10:17 am
RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally - by Edwardo Piet - January 1, 2018 at 12:46 pm
RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally - by Athene - January 2, 2018 at 2:12 am
RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally - by brewer - January 1, 2018 at 10:12 am
RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally - by SteelCurtain - January 1, 2018 at 11:35 am
RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally - by SteelCurtain - January 1, 2018 at 11:44 am
RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally - by Minimalist - January 1, 2018 at 12:06 pm

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