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Tourette's
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RE: Tourette's
January 3, 2018 at 3:01 pm
(January 3, 2018 at 11:04 am)Whateverist Wrote:
(January 3, 2018 at 8:30 am)Cyberman Wrote: How about suicidal depressives, like me? It's hilarious! Sometimes I just kill myself!


Nope, completely different.  For one thing, what you said was funny.  Self referential put down jokes are always the best.
I'll try it:

I have PGAD. How about I'm a pastor with PGAD and have to take frequent breaks to orgasm and catch my breath. It would be great as physical comedy.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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Tourette's - by Haipule - January 2, 2018 at 11:29 pm
RE: Turrets - by LadyForCamus - January 2, 2018 at 11:36 pm
RE: Turrets - by Haipule - January 2, 2018 at 11:41 pm
RE: Turrets - by LadyForCamus - January 2, 2018 at 11:44 pm
RE: Turrets - by Haipule - January 2, 2018 at 11:49 pm
RE: Turrets - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 3, 2018 at 9:52 am
RE: Tourette's - by Tiberius - January 3, 2018 at 12:20 am
RE: Tourette's - by Edwardo Piet - January 3, 2018 at 12:31 am
RE: Tourette's - by Haipule - January 3, 2018 at 3:03 am
RE: Tourette's - by Joods - January 3, 2018 at 12:22 am
RE: Tourette's - by Cyberman - January 3, 2018 at 8:30 am
RE: Tourette's - by Whateverist - January 3, 2018 at 11:04 am
RE: Tourette's - by Edwardo Piet - January 3, 2018 at 1:34 pm
RE: Tourette's - by Cyberman - January 3, 2018 at 2:00 pm
RE: Tourette's - by Haipule - January 3, 2018 at 3:01 pm
RE: Tourette's - by Losty - January 3, 2018 at 3:11 am
RE: Tourette's - by Whateverist - January 3, 2018 at 1:03 pm
RE: Tourette's - by J a c k - January 3, 2018 at 4:06 am
RE: Tourette's - by Joods - January 3, 2018 at 7:56 am
RE: Tourette's - by mlmooney89 - January 3, 2018 at 10:17 am
RE: Tourette's - by Cyberman - January 3, 2018 at 12:36 pm
RE: Tourette's - by Tiberius - January 3, 2018 at 1:01 pm
RE: Tourette's - by Shell B - January 3, 2018 at 1:29 pm
RE: Tourette's - by Whateverist - January 3, 2018 at 1:47 pm
RE: Tourette's - by Cyberman - January 3, 2018 at 9:00 pm
RE: Tourette's - by Haipule - January 7, 2018 at 12:08 am
RE: Tourette's - by Little lunch - January 7, 2018 at 5:59 am
RE: Tourette's - by Shell B - January 3, 2018 at 9:13 pm
RE: Tourette's - by Minimalist - January 3, 2018 at 11:19 pm
RE: Tourette's - by Fireball - January 4, 2018 at 12:11 am
RE: Tourette's - by Little lunch - January 4, 2018 at 9:39 am
RE: Tourette's - by Haipule - January 4, 2018 at 8:35 pm



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