RE: joke time
January 7, 2018 at 5:25 pm
(This post was last modified: January 7, 2018 at 5:32 pm by Brian37.)
(January 7, 2018 at 5:13 pm)TwoKnives99 Wrote:(January 7, 2018 at 4:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Seems there's a competition for the corniest jokes going on here.
Welcome, Twoknives.
Yeah.. We're renovating this into a Dad Jokes thread..
Speaking of...
What do you call it when a dad messes up a dad joke?
A faux pa
*Hang tight boys. it's gonna get worse.
That's ok we all know the best part of you ran down your daddy's leg.......OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Note to self: Wait for revenge joke)
Sorry, I know I will pay for that, but I couldn't resist.
Speaking of sperm jokes.
Here is one for you.
So this one sperm dreams of being to the first to the egg. He works out day after day and bulks and buffs up. So the day finally "cums", and he excitedly rushes forward pushing everyone else out of the way, he is way a ahead but suddenly stops, turns around in a panic, the other confused sperm behind him ask, "What what what, what's wrong?"
Lead sperm responds, "GO BACK, TURN AROUND, IT'S A BLOW JOB!"
In all seriousness Two, I only told the "daddy's leg" one because it is really old and I remember it from my highs school days. It is old, so old you could carbon date it way past the cosmic background microwave radiation that proved the big bang.
