(January 6, 2018 at 4:02 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:Oh! Your a Woof in sheep's clothing! Ewe were being sheepish! Ewe are warped my friend!(January 6, 2018 at 3:35 pm)Haipule Wrote: Thank you for being my friend. Thank you for listening when I didn't have words. Thank you for holding me when I cried in despair. Thank you for making sense out of chaos. Thank you for loving me when others abandoned. Thank you for allowing me to love you even though others said it was wrong. I would never have survived with out your love. It's with my deepest gratitude I say thank you to my God for not abandoning me, as you were there when I needed you most. I will never forget what you did and I will love you forever!
This is either touching or disturbing, depending on the object. (object is still a sentence thing, right?)
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
