At about 8 AM there was a collective HOLY SHIT! About twenty minutes later someone on twitter announced it to be false. Turns out that they screwed up a test and sent the alert as certainty: observed incoming BALLISTIC MISSILE to Hawaii!
Can you imagine the mayhem for that thirty minutes? People running off the beach. Imagine what it was like at the airport or schools, businesses, traffic--SHIT, FUCK, PISS! We're all dead!
Now there is a collective totally pissed off! Heads are going to roll!
Can you imagine the mayhem for that thirty minutes? People running off the beach. Imagine what it was like at the airport or schools, businesses, traffic--SHIT, FUCK, PISS! We're all dead!
Now there is a collective totally pissed off! Heads are going to roll!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
