RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 1:46 am
(This post was last modified: January 14, 2018 at 1:58 am by Haipule.)
"State says, the employee who pushed the button that sent out the ICBM alert didn't realize what he had done until he received a message on his personal phone". Welcome to Hawaii!
No hack job: just brain fart!
How in the HELL did it take them 38 fucking minutes to officially tell us it was a mistake!
No hack job: just brain fart!
How in the HELL did it take them 38 fucking minutes to officially tell us it was a mistake!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.