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Incoming Missile
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RE: Incoming Missile
We were sure the target was Pearl Harbor. We live on Maui which is far to the East of O'ahu and up wind. So, we were sure we would have survived but my wife said that they will probably evacuate us. Personally, I think I would prefer to get blown to Kingdom come then face another winter on the mainland!

I have evolved and 79 degrees is cold!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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Incoming Missile - by Haipule - January 13, 2018 at 2:28 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Athene - January 13, 2018 at 2:51 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by vorlon13 - January 13, 2018 at 3:39 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Haipule - January 13, 2018 at 3:48 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Whateverist - January 13, 2018 at 3:52 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Haipule - January 13, 2018 at 11:47 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Minimalist - January 13, 2018 at 4:34 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by vorlon13 - January 13, 2018 at 7:32 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Minimalist - January 13, 2018 at 7:41 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Seraphina - January 14, 2018 at 12:09 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by Jackalope - January 14, 2018 at 3:03 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Haipule - January 14, 2018 at 12:17 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by Fireball - January 13, 2018 at 11:57 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Minimalist - January 14, 2018 at 1:39 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by Haipule - January 14, 2018 at 1:46 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by Astreja - January 14, 2018 at 2:06 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by Haipule - January 14, 2018 at 2:19 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by Edwardo Piet - January 14, 2018 at 2:30 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by Godscreated - January 14, 2018 at 3:39 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by Whateverist - January 14, 2018 at 12:01 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Godscreated - January 14, 2018 at 1:21 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Whateverist - January 14, 2018 at 2:00 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Godscreated - January 14, 2018 at 2:23 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by downbeatplumb - January 14, 2018 at 6:33 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by Brian37 - January 14, 2018 at 4:05 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by The Valkyrie - January 14, 2018 at 6:29 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by Anomalocaris - January 14, 2018 at 12:28 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 14, 2018 at 8:08 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2018 at 10:42 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by Edwardo Piet - January 14, 2018 at 10:56 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2018 at 11:22 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by brewer - January 14, 2018 at 11:05 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by vorlon13 - January 14, 2018 at 11:33 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by Anomalocaris - January 14, 2018 at 11:41 am
RE: Incoming Missile - by brewer - January 14, 2018 at 1:41 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Minimalist - January 14, 2018 at 12:45 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Brian37 - January 14, 2018 at 2:23 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Anomalocaris - January 14, 2018 at 9:26 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Mermaid - January 14, 2018 at 1:28 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Haipule - January 14, 2018 at 3:29 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Angrboda - January 14, 2018 at 3:47 pm
RE: Incoming Missile - by Brian37 - January 14, 2018 at 5:13 pm

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